your gay friends are all talking shit behind your back 100%
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
But what about the shoelaces
Sometimes I wonder about what kind of problems would come up if Ned the pie maker came over for dinner at Hannibal’s
WHAT THE FUCK
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance
no homo level 1,000
This is true. I saw a documentary about it. Men’s orgasm faces are allowed in teenage comedies rated PG13, but women’s orgasm faces can often push it into NC-17 territory, no joke.
This is pretty much the equation:
women receiving abuse = PG-13/R
women receiving pleasure = R/NC-17
Ugh. I did a speech on this shit, and watched the documentary about it. Pisses me the fuck off.
So absolutely ridiculous. Yes, please, show us being raped, murdered, mutilated; but don’t you dare show us engaging in sexual gratification. Because that would be…obscene.
Seriously, though. Why did John tell Mary about Sholto but not Sherlock. According to her John is talking about him all the time. So why did he never mention him to Sherlock? What didn’t he want Sherlock to deduce?